I make a terrible optimist.

I'll forget more than you'll ever know!

huffingtonpost:

Hipsters and kraft beer are a match made in heaven. So watch the hilarious full video of “Hipsters Love Beer” here.

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fuckyeah1990s:

someone requested gifs of Lion King spoons from cereal boxes that changed color, here you go.

I HAD ONE OF THESE! THEY WERE SO COOL!

joelvibrittania:

koolaidicecubes:

a true warrior among us

Everyone on tumblr wishes they were this cool

joelvibrittania:

koolaidicecubes:

a true warrior among us

Everyone on tumblr wishes they were this cool

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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firewonk:

same

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sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me.”

—   

George Orwell, 1984  (via larmoyante)

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metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell

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