I make a terrible optimist.

I'll forget more than you'll ever know!

white girls be like...

This is real! Haha

whitetrashlucha:

gf: come over :)

me, professional wrestler Brock Lesnar: i can’t, you’re on the other side of the world

gf: i’ll have sex with you

me, professional wrestler Brock Lesnar: image

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bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

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humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

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thebobsburgerexperiment:

Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger - $5.95Season 4 Episode 3: Seaplane!An all beef patty served on a bed of spinach, topped with a thick slice of grilled yellow tomato, lemon pepper bean sprouts, and some lemon chevre goat cheese. Comes with a small salad. Recipe and commentary below!Read More

thebobsburgerexperiment:

Sprouts! Sprouts! Sprouts It All Out! Burger - $5.95
Season 4 Episode 3: Seaplane!


An all beef patty served on a bed of spinach, topped with a thick slice of grilled yellow tomato, lemon pepper bean sprouts, and some lemon chevre goat cheese. Comes with a small salad. 

Recipe and commentary below!

Read More

kimkanyekimye:

What she order..?  Fish fillet?

kimkanyekimye:

What she order..?  Fish fillet?

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stupidass-ness:

Yeezy taught you well

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